Sunday, May 14, 2006

A Vote for Unity is a vote for unity

UFT chapter leader/delegate elections are being held this month in schools all across the city. It is important that UFT rank and file support only Unity members for chapter leader and/or delegate. The union must be unified in its struggles with Chancellor Klein and Mayor Bloomberg. The union can only be unified through unity - which means voting for Unity.

Some may ask "why Unity?" To which Unity responds all Unity members must sign loyalty oaths and secrecy pledges to Le Gran Fromage and the greater glory of Unity. Therefore, it is a secret why you should vote for Unity and as a loyal Unity member I cannot expose these Unity secrets. Suffice it to say Le Gran Fromage and Unity have your best interests at heart, so long as they do not conflict with Unity's interests. Therefore we will fight to make sure that the next teachers contract does not give away extra time, extra days, tenure, health care and other hard won teacher rights unless that fight would detract from Unity's perks and privileges (and more importantly Le Gran Fromage's perks, privileges, and future political career).

In unity is power and in Unity are perks and privileges, which is why we intend to keep power (whether you vote for us or not). Nonetheless you'd make it easier for all of us in the union to stay unified if you'd vote Unity so that we don't have to Diebold the elections.


At 11:22 AM, Anonymous unityhack said...

I will only support Unity candidates and look forward to more give-backs and a new pension plan that will have me on potty patrol until the age of 90.

At 12:04 PM, Blogger Le Gran Fromage said...

You have done well, Peter.

Plan for an extra round of Beastmaster at 52 Broadway.

Shall we say twoish?

At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Unity Lapdog said...

Some of my best friends are twoish.

At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. You don't look twoish.

At 2:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The important thing is not to act twoish.

At 11:14 AM, Anonymous UFT Poet Laureate said...

Twowish, perchance to dream

At 11:47 AM, Blogger Propaganda Pete, UFT Minister of Truthiness said...

le gran fromage,

Oh baby!!!!

At 2:20 AM, Blogger Millis C. Furry said...

The Importance of Voting Unity

by Millis C. Furry

Only Unity is Unity. In Unity there is Unity. We all need Unity.

Therefore, to preserve Unity, we must vote for Unity.

-Millis C. Furry


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