Saturday, May 06, 2006

On Your Knees, Duespayers!

A poster responded to Cleo Lacey's typically excellent post by asking why we had not moved faster to help place a falsely accused teacher back in his classroom. The ingratitude! How dare you question Unity! How dare you take my name in vain!

If it were not for our negotiations, there wouldn't even be a regulation calling for 90-day unpaid suspension for UFT members! Do you think it was easy to negotiate that clause? It was hard work! I almost spilled my champagne during the conference call in which we wrote it.

As Cleo Lacey stated very clearly, we only wish to protect the teacher in question. We have carefully considered the matter, and determined the teacher in question would prefer no further invasions of his privacy.

As you can see, our best course of action is to ignore the matter altogether. And rest assured, we may do the same for you someday.

I will be making a brief appearance in front of UFT headquarters on Monday in case anyone wishes to touch the hem of my garment.

Finally, if Propaganda Pete is around, I adored your last email. You are an animal!

As for the rest of you, continue reading this blog, NY Teacher, and Edwize. That will provide you with all the information you need to have. You don't need any more.

You may rise.

LGF

11 Comments:

At 12:55 PM, Blogger brownnose said...

Oh, your words cut like a knife, to my very quick, and I shall be there, oh my leader, to touch the hem of your garment.

The ne-er do wells who dare question your leadership do not deserve to breathe the same air as you. And please, if Propaganda Pete cannot make it, do not hesitate to call me! I shall drop whatever I'm doing and appear with all due haste.

I live but to serve you.

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Two Pensions said...

Why are those teachers always complaining? It seems like whatever you do for them they just want more and more.

When you get right down to it, why should we even bother>

 
At 3:07 AM, Anonymous HappyHack said...

And to think, we live in a country where we are innocent until proven guilty. And, most of all, not calling for the media to print or televise the fact that one of your loyal subjects was proven innocent. We must protect our students who lie, cheat and mischaracterize us each and every day.

I, for one, cannot wait for the next round of givebacks!

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Brownnose guy is obnoxious!

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Le Gran Fromage said...

Do not speak ill of brownnose.

He is a good boy.

 
At 9:35 AM, Anonymous SS Teacher said...

These anti-Unity bastards are just kneejerk against Unity. Who the hell do they think they are? After all the things we've done for them?

 
At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those scumbags don't appreciate anything.

 
At 11:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownnose is a dangerous character. You shouldn't stand up for him and you shouldn't attack him. He's a nasty clown.

 
At 11:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you afraid of dogs?

 
At 2:47 PM, Anonymous slo nappz said...

It's all part of the monopoly and proves we need vouchers now.

 
At 1:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who needs any constitution that's not written by Unity?

 

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