Monday, May 01, 2006

Lissen Up, Youse Perverts!

We've established a policy of zero tolerance for all youse man-boy love types. You know who you are.

So if yer accused, you get suspended for 90 days without pay. That's only if we're pretty sure you're guilty though.

Now if yer accused, and ya don't read about it here, that's cus we're tryin ta protect your rights, see? We know how you value yer privacy, so while yer in the rubber room with the other father-rapers, or out selling hot dogs on the street ta raise money fer yer mortgage payment, we won't say a word.

Count on Unity!

7 Comments:

At 12:54 PM, Blogger brownnose said...

Cleo Lacey is a brilliant essayist. Where would we be without his insightful comments, or commentful insights?

We will fervently defend the rights of UFT members right up to and including the moment they're suspended without pay.

Listen not to the naysayers and ne'er-do-wells!

 
At 5:57 AM, Anonymous UFT Law Team said...

Don't worry, duespayers.

If you get snagged by Klein, under the new regs we'll fight cases right up to your last nickel.

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Rochester in the spring! Smells like DUES!

 
At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Expel Lying Students said...

Dolph Timmerman, the P.S. 123K teacher accused of groping three girls, has had the criminal charges against him fully dropped. The three girls, who are not too sharp, hatched their plot against Timmerman in the back of their classroom IN FRONT OF WITNESSES! Although Timmerman has been cleared, and the girls were found to be liars, he must still report to the "rubber room," since the DOE investigators must be awoken from their comas. Why is this the case? Why can't Le Gran Fromage do something to get him returned to the classroom, and the girls removed? Please help him, oh great ones!

 
At 6:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When we get back we may help him.

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger Le Gran Fromage said...

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At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Cl who wants to be a DR said...

You fools! we cannot admit that Chaz was right that even the innocent is guilty to DOE investigators based upon student accusations. It would make Unity either stupid or liars when our hero, Cleo Lacey responded that only pervert teachers subject to 3020-A charges will be given a 90-day unpaid suspension.

I propose that all unpleasent commenters that do not toe the Unity line be banned from Edwiz.

 

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