Tuesday, February 07, 2006

After Stossel Protest, Killer Rabbit is Next Target

Now that we have cancelled the March Delegate Assembly to protest against ABC for the Stossel report which made Le Gran Frommage look like a fool (oh my, what a slip - she was really brilliant but they used manipulative editing) we have to be prepared for those cynics at ICE and the UTP who will try to disparage us for distracting the members from the woes of contract implementation. Our wonderful public relations department has come up with a series of protests we can mount to keep the members busy. Our next target? Monty Python's killer rabbit with pointy teeth.

I can't stress enough how much of a threat this rabbit is to us. There are rumors the opposition may run it against Le Gran for president in the next election. And frankly, we are worried. We are distributing dvd's and video tapes of the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" to all chapters. We will be cancelling the April Delegate Assembly to hold a demonstration at the play "Spamalot" which features that wascally wabbit.

Does anyone have any ideas for an excuse to cancel the May Delegate Assembly?

12 Comments:

At 2:52 AM, Anonymous brownnose said...

Brilliant strategy Cleo, as always. Munchoriously delicious. Count on me to run that munificently, magnanimous dvd until all my minions are prepared to pick up sticks and stones to break the bones of that malicious mammalia.

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That rabbit is dynamite!

 
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous Knight who says NI said...

Finally, some action by Unity that will put a smile on members' faces! I love it! Tell you what--I'll work a 10th period if only you'll send me a copy of Life of Brian. There's no scourging in it, but I can get that at work, anyway.

Is it a deal?

 
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This cannot be the real Cleo Lacey? Where is that rugged style, that "tell it like it is?"

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger Cleo Lacey said...

Who fucking doubts me, goddamn it?

No one?

Didn't think so.

Punks.

 
At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Benny Hill for the May DA?

 
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, are they gonna offa us a retirement package this spring? I needs to gets outta here!

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous advisor said...

New UTP Blog:
"UFT Sleight of Hand; or, the Great Randini Show~"
UFT runs a distraction to take our minds off of Unity's failures.

(Unity's failures--not Cleo's. Cleo rocks, esp. on Ms. Frizzle. Cleo is the man. Cleo scares me, actually.)

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger Richard Skibins said...

We can hold it at the Yankees game and watch Le Gran Fromage make out with Bloomberg in his box!

 
At 6:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You closed the post askin'

Does anyone have any ideas for an excuse to cancel the May Delegate Assembly?

Of course there is! We all hate attending meetings, right?

I'm a chapter leader whose been acused too many time of being a lazy, suck up and a lapdog. It's just not fair, I signed the Oath of Allegiance to Unity wasn't that enough?

I am so tired of ducking and hiding the damn members in my building who keep complaining, about every damn thing. These namby-pamby's "my prescriptions went up," "we're being harassed," "I got a letter now you're telling me to write a response." What idiots!

Why just yesterday when I had to pee I was stopped by someone said "You're nothing but a union hack. You are a pretentious, over-bearing and full of shit.
You only work for yourself. You don't give one iota about anyone else."

Well, needless to say, I don't no respect no more.

As for May, I need the time to prepare for my re-election. Why the list of things I have done for my chapter over the last two years is... well. Well, I need time to figure it out and start campaigning. Don't we all?

 
At 3:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Followers of this site will do well to pick up the latest edition (Feb 20) of New York Magazine.

Read the "Save A School, The Hedge Fund Solution", article. All about P.S. 65 in Queens and how Joel Greenblatt shows you can take one of the worst performing schools in the city and turn it into a winner with only an extra $1,000 per student.

This school's students are mainly poor South American and South Asian immigrants. The school is housed in a former airplane parts factory. It is run by Beth Longo and formerly run by Iris Nelson.

Greenblatt is a wealthy Wall Streeter who runs a hedge fund -- Gotham Capital.

His second foray into running schools has taken him to Harlem Success Academy, a charter school in Harlem. Iris Nelson has been hired as a consultant and the executive director of the school is Eva Moskowitz.

 
At 4:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee,

I wonder who wrote the last comment?

Could it be N-S???

 

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