Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Whistleblower Law

Just wanted everybody to know that Le Gran Fromage and Unity are working on a new whistleblower law to protect Unity caucus members from opponents like Teachers for a Just Contract, New Action, and ICE.

The new whistleblower law, known as Operation Pushback will work like this: if a Unity opponent starts chirping around school about how Le Gran Fromage got taken in the contract talks or shows up at union meetings declaring "potty patrol" sucks or talks to fellow teachers in the elevator about the need for union reform and/or union official term limits, just send an email to "Iamharassed@UFT.org" and Unity will send over a couple of union hacks like Cleo Lacey to blanket your school with Unity propaganda and let those Unity opponent punks they cannot badmouth Le Gran Fromage and the hard work she does for all of us.

Operation Pushback should go into effect the first week in February when the rest of the new contract is implemented.

Operation Pushback is just more proof of a better working life through the policies of le Gran Fromage and Unity.


At 3:41 AM, Anonymous Cleo Lacey said...

New Action is NOT an opponent but an agent of Unity. We love New Action and intend to have them run in the next election to undermne those slime from the other groups. Replace New Action with the UTP, those scum.

You know, at one time I was a member of New Action when they were a real opposition but saw where my bread was buttered. But now they are so Unity-like I would join again. They also saw where their bread is buttered and their union jobs are so helpful to the members.

At 10:03 AM, Anonymous loyalist said...

It's gratifying to see that Unity is spending our dues so wisely.

Another excellent, inspiring piece. Please keep the truthiness coming.

At 12:48 PM, Anonymous slo nappz said...

The only way this law will work is if we end the government monopoly and start a voucher program!

At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I understand it, certain "opponenets" will have their chairs wired and will receive mild shocks throughout the school day.

I hear New Action is meeting with LGF this Thursday for tea.

At 9:02 AM, Blogger Cleo Lacey said...

Another fine Unity policy.

Anyone disagree?



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